max and paddy raymond the bastard

The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. Upon realising soon after that Joe didn't sell them the speakers to go with it, a sad Max and Paddy go to a club to find some women. * AcceptableTargets: In-universe, when Max and Paddy pull up to cut down a speed camera, passers-by salute and cheer them. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. With Max's inferior tunnelling skills, sharing a cell with Cliff Richard is the least of Paddy's worries; his good looks are bound to cause problems in the shower and not just in competing for the soap. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. Things go from bad to worse when Max steals a school bus with Daniel on-board. Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) s01e04 Episode Script * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. * ToBeContinued: Episode Three ends on the cliffhanger of [[spoiler: Max and Paddy stealing a school bus full of children in an attempt for Max to see his son. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a typical thieving gyppo and is glad hes eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV hed just helped them steal. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. Sign Up. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. He had also stated in 2010, during an appearance on The Chris Moyles Show, that he wanted Sir Terry Wogan to play an Irish baddie when Max and Paddy go to a funeral in Ireland but, after a stag night, only have fancy dress magician clothes. * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. How many kids does Christine McGuinness have? Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. -->And best of all, we don't pay council tax.''''. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere, sometimes referred simply as Max & Paddy, was a spin-off series based around Phoenix Nights characters Max Bygraves (Peter Kay) and Patrick O'Shea (Paddy McGuinness), better known as Max and Paddy. * ChekhovsGunman: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. . ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. ** One can only guess what Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. However, the fight is prevented by a prison officer telling Max and Paddy to come with him. -->'''Max''': Me and him, when we're living together, we're kings of the road.\, '''Bobster''': Don't you mean ''queens''?!\. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. * OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle). Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. They still end up in cells next door to each other though. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks How many times are you going to play that song?, * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that, * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terrys All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin. After hi-jacking a school bus, the boys are sent to prison and play up their tough image in an attempt for survival. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That's Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay's natural voice slips through more than usual. [[GassHole A lot.]] ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles Charlies Anals]] DVD. Before Billy can pull the trigger, Paddy recovers and renders him unconscious with a traffic cone. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that's both intentional and accidental. Login to create it. She certainly doesn't agree with him. When [[spoiler: Max's psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.]]. Although the series was broadcast two years after Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the plot is set immediately after the events of the previous series. Max is the older and more level-headed of the two, roughly 40 years old, and usually pretending to have more life experience than he has actually had, including a stint in the army. Episode 1's opening theme is instrumental and episodes 2 - 5's closing themes are too. The first farmer (Graham Walker) that Max and Paddy meet is one of The Grumbleweeds. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed, * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniels father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick McGuinness. Get back you bastard! (exended - 40seconds) Max and Paddy - YouTube * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]]. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. -->And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. See EpicFail.]]. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere: With Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness, Lisa Hammond, Tony Mooney. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "Thats Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. * CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994. Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than. -->Sponging for a living, checking out the women. Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) - IMDb * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere. * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian's fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights. The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called "Magnet and Steel". Everal A. Walsh is a British actor The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. On 27 November 2014 live shows were announced for Comic Relief, with the full cast returning. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Max's amazing car alarm from phoenix nights extended to 40 secondsi own nothing - you should give this show a watch if u haven't seen it before - highly reco. * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. [1] While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustins OhCrap moment. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. ]], * PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]] Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. He's a bog-standard white man. They reject him, not wanting a high-profile campaign ruining their chances of release.

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